Hummers are the ugliest vehicles you can find on the road. And they are slow as hell. How insecure must you be to buy this monstrosity that was once advertised with the tag-line “Restore your manhood”? Surely, no-one is that small?
I wondered what kind of people own hummers. So I popped over to one of the hummer forums and here is what I found. With apologies to my spell-checker…
Candidate for the stupidity hall of fame: Ok just because I am getting 10 mpg doesn’t mean I am killing the world and all it’s available resources. Heck I drill oil and gas wells for a living!
Mr. Logic: You might want to tell the “Hippies” there are more poisonous materials in there “pricksus” of a car than they think i.e. Nickel-Metal Hydride( a rare earth alloy, so you are depleting natural resources)! plus a combustion engine so the’re doing twice as much polluting. And for all those people that are Hummer Haters are ignorent, stupid, and believe in global warming and ethonal and problebly don’t even know there State’s Capitol. And if anyone confronts me about our Hummer, they best beware.
A concerned citizen: When its all said and done as long as the environment lasts MY lifetime I could care less…..
Stereotypes do exist: SOH DON’T GET ME STARTED…I got so much flack from a friend of mine when I told her I bought my hummer. Her STUPID response was “Hummers are the reason were in IRAQ (refering to gas guzzling)”. I told her I’m getting aprox 18 mpg and then had to reminder it was made by the same company that made her Saturn. She said she cares about the environment and couldn’t wait to get her Prius. I then asked her “Oh, how many miles do you drive a year? She said not much, about 4,000. So I said “then it really doesnt matter what you get, and in fact your both HURTING our environment and economy! 1st Toyota is a forgin owned comapny and is killing our US auto makers and taking BILLIONS of dollars out of our economy! 2nd Hybred’s use battery’s and a lot of them! Battery’s are good for about 6-10 years before they need replaced, and a used battery is concidered HAZARDOUS WASTE! So exactly how are you helping our country or our environment? SHE HAD NO RESPONSE.
Big car, small head: I went to the passenger side and low and behold!! there was parked another vehicle ass end fist so that his passenger side was blocking my entry into the other side of my H2. (Man was I pissed!!!). I had to open the trunk and climb into my H2 that way. No, I did not leave any notes on their windshields I just left, but to this day I take up two stalls no matter what!! Worst part about it I felt very humiliated climbing into it like I did.
The braniac: just cause you are driving a 12 year old honda civic , and dont have enough brains to find a proper job to buy a hummer , what gives you the rigth to blast hard working hummer owners