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A very rare lady – beautiful as much on the inside as on the outside. The only thing I knew about her was that she was a novelist who had won the Booker prize. I recently came across these speeches recently and I found them incredibly insightful, witty, and moving. The fact that she expresses so beautifully and eloquently the clarity of thoughts in her mind,  greatly adds to the pleasure of listening to her.

A quote that I particularly liked.

To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget.

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Yes, this is a bit late to be writing on this topic. However, this incident happened before I had this blog. And the monumental stupidity of this whole thing keeps lingering in my mind as everyday on my way to work, I pass Dunkin Donuts, henceforth known as DD. What happened was that DD came up with this ad of some woman named Rachel Ray endorsing it. The picture in the ad was the one below. Now if you hadn’t heard of this incident, what would you find objectionable about this?

Only a crazy fucking idiot would have a problem with this. Did I say crazy fucking idiot? Her name is Michelle Malkin and you can find her psycho-babble on this ad over here. Let me also add obnoxious, retarded cretin to that. This mental case thinks that this scarf represents “the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad”.

Now there will always be lunatics in this world. And a lot of them will thrive in a world where a retarded chimpanzee like Bush can become president. What is frutrating is that DD actually pulled their ad in response to this. Ironically, this crazy retard says of them “They have braved boycott threats and attacks over their lonely, principled stance against illegal immigration.

I used to get coffee, donuts, and hash browns regularly at DD. Now I don’t. If you are sick of such pandering to the ravings of mad lunatics, you should also boycott them. Write about it if you can.

Funnily enough, the only other people who would have a problem with this ad would be the crazy Islamic terrorists because her face and arms are not covered! Right wing nutjobs like Malkin and Islamic terrorists have one thing in common: Brain Damage.

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Neil the Astronaut
Neil the Astronaut



Joe the Plumber
Joe the Plumber

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It’s just a matter of time. Sooner or later, the other half of America that has so far resisted the charms of this sweet hockey mom will succumb under the gaze of her bright Alaskan eyes. And then, there will come about a real change! What will happen?

  1. National bird of America changed from bald eagle to moose.
  2. Declaration of independence amended at the end – “And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.” – You betcha’.
  3. Bridge built from Wasilla to Seattle so that Americans don’t have to leave God’s country by crossing through heathenish Canada.
  4. Palin describes her support for evolution by pointing out the fact that the Alaskan gray wolves have evolved into white wolves within a year of her becoming president.
  5. Biology test scores shoot up across the nation as “God did it” becomes a valid answer for every question on the test. Trick questions such as “Why is there disease?” however, ensure that everyone does not get an A. Correct answer: “Satan did it”.
  6. Comes up with proposal for solving global warming by sprinkling ice cold water from the melting Alaskan ice-caps everywhere.
  7. Putin looks into her eyes and says he can see his own soul in there.
  8. Porn industry surges as hundreds of new PILF movies are produced.
  9. Nationwide shortage of lipstick as proud pit bull owners buy up all the stock.
  10. Rest of the world begs America to bring back George Bush.

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Some advice for guys thinking of voting for Sarah Palin.

Chances of getting this girl simply by drinking this beer: 5%

Buying this BMW might just allow you to pick up this girl

Chances of picking up a girl like this if you buy a BMW: 25%


Chances of you picking her up if you vote for her: 0%

For once, think with the big head.

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